Monday, July 6, 2009

This nigga hit me with a damn brick

Ok so Its a hot summer, I'm 12 years old so I guess it was the year of 1999 or 2000. I was chilling at my homeboy Big Mike(big country nigga from Mississippi) crib, they was like 1 of 5 people to have a damn ac unit in these hot box we call apartments. So his little sister comes in saying her wagon is gone..I guess the little thieving son of a bitch took it off the back porch, so Big Mike and I go looking for the damn thing and the nigga who took it....


Finding the thief with the wagon....


So we find the nigga who took the damn wagon in 3rd court( I apartments was divided into 4 courts) So I see dude and I tell Big Mike I'm going to beat this fool ass...he like cool ok. I walk up on this guy(he had his hand behind his back I didn't notice of course) he talking crazy literally " I'm crazy I take medicine"....so as soon as I get face to face he pulls out this broken up piece of concrete the size of a damn brick and hits me in the fucking face. I just yelled out fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! real loud on some dragon ball z type of shit going in to super saying mode lol....then to add fuel to fire this nigga ran off, THAT SHIT PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I COULDN'T CATCH HIM. He got away I could not catch this bum...


The visit to his crib.....




So I found out where this bum ass nigga stayed. So I go up there with my patna Ismail from Queens NYC( don't know why I add details with my friends) so we break off up in to this guy crib and man as soon as we get through the door, there are dogs and trash every where, I'm talking about piles of trash, dog shit, cans, retro Honda hub caps, roaches, and the smell OH MY GOD the smell....the shit smelled liked shit and immigrant dirty Mexican sex lathered in bean dip. Anyone who knows me know I hat being dirty and hate being in dirty places, so I tell Ismail fuck this lets get out of here...he agrees, but let me tell you about this nigga, he is fucking crazy I don't know if all queens niggas are like this but this nigga was crazy as a kid, but he was acting calm through the situation until we went through this path and he got stung by 2 bees....this nigga goes balistic. He runs back up the path to the bum nigga crib grabs they trash can (the big trash can the garbage people pick up) and dumps all the trash on the ground and slings it...then this crazy son of a bitch bust out all the windows of the house....I'm laughing my ass off, becasue I saw the bees get on him I just aint say nothing( I wanted them to sting him lol) when they stung all he kept saying was "get this shit off me get this shit off me" lol that shit made my day lol......



Finnally catch this bum ass nigga....



So me and Ismail are walking to the store one day.....I'm running my mouth and shit and all of a sudden I hear "There that nigga go" I see Ismail take off and tackle that nigga...he is beating the shit out of him. I run over there and start beating the hell out of him, then i go into beast mode and just stomp the hell out of him for a good 2 minutes.....the fight gets broken up dude is fucked up and he mad yealling "I'm gone kill yall niggas, I'm going to get my knife" we like nigga fuck you ( can you imagine 12 and 13 year olds talking like this lol) so any way we chilling and the steps and shit talking about and laughing...how about this nigga actually came back...WITH A KNIFE!!! This nigga start chasing us I'm laughing and runnig at the same time ( which I dound out slows you down a whole lot) some adults see us getting chase by a looney kid with a meat cleaver size butchers knife lol...so they grab him and take the knife, and he goes home mad....punk bitch.

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