Who is Gracy Crumpton
I know yall like who the fuck is Gracy Crumpton????....Well Gracy Crumpton is my grandmother on my moms side. She's about 5'4 light skinned...long gray hair...with a crook in her back..she walks with a cane...
The background
Now Grandma is from a hick town in Alabama call Georgiana...so you know she country and don't play that shit..don't get it twisted it though she has traveled around the world so she got plenty of sense..just crazy as hell.
The info you must know
Now let me tell you something about Gracy........She loves dry tobacco snuff, and she will gladly curse you from A to Z about it if she don't have it (story coming soon about the Snuff) she got to have her coffe with sweet loaf..she has to have her enquirer and sun magazines...she has seen every episode of days of our lives. the young and the restless, and passions...she carries a spit cup around the house...along with her .38 caliber pistol...she never sleeps...NEVER and she is very...very paranoid
The dialog
now I dont know what your grandma vocab consist of but my grandma goes all out...which you will find out in these up coming issues...just to add a little insight....she will definitely call you a Pussy mouth.....and bitch..thos are her favorite words
NOW that you know whats up you are prepared for the stories to come...first story starts monday or tuesday
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umm grandma would curse you out if she knew you were bloggin about her...funny though and sooo incredibly true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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