What the Deuce ?

Ok people, we all know back in school how taking a shit was a no go...like it was something you just didn't do, the embarrassment of getting caught was terrifying. We use to throw wet toilet paper on niggas who was taking a shit, and we knew who you was by your sneakers so there wasn't any of that lying tombout it wasn't you...me personally I use to take my shoes off and turn them backwards that way it look like I was taking a piss rather than a shit.....it worked lol. Yeah I'm going to go down a list of some of the funniest weirdest shit I have seen in a school bathroom.

The Sink

So Paul d. west, 6 grade, Ms. shan class, bathroom break.......before I even make it the bathroom the hallway is smelling like fecal juice....like my nose was Harlem shaking all over the place...but still I had to pee so I didn't care. So I walk in the bathroom, but as soon as I walk in everyone is running out laughing...so I'm like what the fuck is so funny, I walk in get smack with scent of a stripper booty clapping with fresh shit in her ass.....THE SHIT WAS RIGHT ON THE SINK...and it just wasnt all in the sink it was in a neat spot curled up on the sink...like this nigga just got his ass on the sink and had an elegant shit....bruh shitted a perfect sand castle on the sink....I died laughing that day lol

Mr. Shaw

This guy was the principal of an elementary school I went to, this guy was a fucking weirdo white dude....any who...I'm going to the bathroom to take a piss and blow my nose. So I take the piss and now I'm going from stall to stall looking for tissue..I get to the last stall...the door is wide open...this dude Mr.shaw is in the stall damn near butt ass naked taking a shit.....I got the hell outta there quick

Basketball game

I played basketball for Elkins Pointe middle school...we had a road game at that shitty ass school...we had about 30 minutes till game time...of course I had to shit...so I tell the captain I gotta shit....he look at me like..."Cuz (LA nigga we called jew) I been had the shit since we got off the bus"...so I'm like "fuck it we got 30 minutes I'm bout go drop these thangs" he like fuck it lets go....somehow the whole team ended up going to the bathroom figures...you tell one person you gotta shit, and everyone else got to shit or piss..or do both...so we get in this bathroom and it doesnt have a roof lmaoooooooooo the fucking bathroom was a droptop convertible Im in this bitch laughing loud as hell bruh....some of the toilets or as I would say commodes were broke...like no lie they was broke into pieces lmaooo how the fuck your toilets leaning on the floor...but still I had to shit of course I couldn't sit down because the toilet was broke..so I just stretch out my hands till they touch both walls and stood up and took a shit

It's Rocks

1999, creekside apartments....we out here running around throwing rocks at each other (the hell you expect its the ghetto) on a hot summer day...now the rocks we were throwing were actually pieces of the parking lot..my cousin Jo is throwing white rocks,unlike everyone else who rocks are black...so I'm like where is he getting these white rocks from...I start looking on the ground, when I realized this nigga was throwing dried up dog shit at people...so I just Yell out "AYE THIS NIGGA THROWING DOG SHIT"...I swear everyone stopped what they was doing lol...this nigga Jo is like "Its not doodoo its rocks" lmao and continues to throws dog shit at people...I ran in the house like a hoe, ain getting hit by dog shit man

Whats that on your back ?

Paul D west once again 6 grade...we had just got in from PE so we changing out our clothes and shit, when we get done we sit in the gym till the buses come...of course this was a friday, and like always Friday=crazy shit. So I'm chilling paying pokemon yellow like bosses do and shit, the buses get called and you know its a scramble to get out of the gym, but before I just ran up out the gym I noticed something smelled like dog shit....so I'm searching, I need to know where this dog shit is located at so I wont step in this dog shit...man I get down the bleachers and I see Ashley Uglass with dog shit all up and down her back, like someone just grabbed a dog ass and scrubbed it up and down her back...I told every damn body just how like Ezell told everybody that smokey was taking a shit.."AYE EVERYBODY, ASHLEY GOT DOG SHIT ALL ON HER BACK" LMAOO we all was in there dying laughing...Ashley standing there jumping up and down crying...smell like dog shit and white folks hair.

Coach Coen

Ok I hate to bring this one up since coach Coen is dead, but damn this its short it wont do any harm...Roswell high was well a white high school...it was cool tho them white folks showed love, I was in the 9th grade so that meant coach Coen was the prince/football coach ...dude stayed giving me iss lol, but on this particular day I guess he gave the wrong student iss...This student prolly did the most vile shit I have ever seen lol...mothafucka took a shit...went outside the bathroom and wrote "FUCK COACH COEN" in shit...oh it was a female by the way