Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

Yeah I'm back in this thang maneeeeeeeeee I havent told a story in about 3 months been going through some bullshit cuh!!!!! BUT!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK AND I GOT A GOOD STORY FOR YOU HOES...
PDW
6 grade, young nigga attended Paul D. West Middle School....yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!! zone 3!!!!!!! but yeah tho PDW was the shit man, the school had 4 floors no lie bruh you could have a young wench, a young bitch, a young hoe, and a young skank all on different floors and no one will ever know at least them hoes wouldn't....but yeah this school was wild as hell, I swear a fight broke out everyday, shawty no lie, there was a food fight everyday(some dumb ass made the cafeteria 2 floors so you had up stairs and down stairs lunchrooms, the niggas up stairs use to throw their food over the balcony hitting whoever was in the lunch lines lmfao) you could imagine the chaos and fine hoes this school had.

The End of the Day

Now yall know how it is on a Friday getting out of school, shit its CRUNK AS HELL FOR NO REASON BRUH....WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE SO CRUNK ???? WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING SHITTIEST PROJECTS WE ARE GO HOME TO A DUMP, BUT WE MORE HYPER THAN A STARVING AFRICAN EATING SPIT FOR DINNER I tell you that got dammit...nigga we was.. ready lulz....just thinking about all that damn noise by them buses give me a damn headache real talk lol..and we on the bus


The Bus

So yeah we on this hot ass bus I remember the day like YOU remember them dookie stains you left in your cousins drawz that you had to wear cuz you pissed on yourself the night before, and now you at home hiding them under the bottom of the dirty clothes BECAUSE YO LIL STANK 6 YEAR OLD ASS CANT DO NO FUCKING LAUNDRY MUDD BUTT WENCH!!!.....OK back to the story we on this hot ass bus, its friday, and um niggas is roastin...it was this one kid with braces(I got another story about him) man this nigga mouth was SOOOOO FUCKING BUCK RHEIUGSDGFDGSFG his name was Tony, niggas roasted his ass!!!!!!(back then niggas use to amp a joke up by saying get em) " SHAWTY BOY DONT DO IT, WIT DEM HORSE ANKLES HANGING OUT YA MOUF CUH, (get em)"...."Dont do it shawty, buck mouf ass nigga how you got fangs for ya 2 front teeth, nigga ya name aint tony its Count Buckula (get em) "NIGGA GOT 32 OG GAMEBOYS IN HIS MOUF (get em)" Of course I'm crying I mean I cant help but die laughing shit im lol right now nigga fuck you sayin hoe...bruh aint stand a chance first time riding the bus..

The Stooges

So Tony is getting his ass roasted by Rogeo (ra-geo) his brother Quentin (quin-teen) and Kenneth Porter AKA KP...now this nigga Rogeo was a freckled face mothafucka, loud ass nigga, wanted attention from hoes, but could whoop yo ass he was an 8th grader...his brother quentin was a skinny kid with a red afro light skin niggas ya know funny ass shit tho had bruh in a few of my classes so we was cool...KP was rogeo best friend all this nigga black ass nigga did was talking about eating pussy all damn day...now that I think about what mothafucka in middle school talk about eating pussy lmfao ya know ? Any way all 3 of these niggas sat in the back of the bus and when together someone was getting they ass roasted.

Armpit Shawty

So we almost at home we on Delowe Drive bout to hit Stanton rd (WHATS HANNINNNNNNNNNN ZONE 3 HOE) so I see Ashley this uglass broad who stayed in my apartments who just so happened liked me -_- but yeah shawty had on one of these redneck ass vest plaid shirts with the no sleeves, shit look like it came off a damn picnic table hosted by the Steve Austin family , but any way this hoe puts her arm up against a let down window( MIND YOU, THIS YOUNG WENCH HOE IS AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS) mannnnnnnnnnnnn I swear if odor had a color the inside of our bus would have been dog shit dookie green....the whole damn bus was FUN-K YES FUN-K not funky but FUN-K THAT'S WHEN ITS SO DAMN FUNKY, THE ODOR START PLAYING INSIDE YA NOSE HAVING FUN AND SHIT...Yall already know what was coming...this nigga Quentin Immediatlly started roasted Ashley " DAMN BITCH WTF YO ARMPIT ATE ONION RINGS ?(get em), "Rogeo this hoe stank, go change that hoe armpit diaper (get em)" " Hoe yo stank ass armpit got my afro itching (get em)" Ashley got mad as fuck, actually she got up and went to the back of that bus and started tearing Quentin a new asshole, that ghetto tramp hoe could fight..SHIIITTTT thats why I dont waste my time with uglass folks in a fight, them fools aint got nothing to lose man...so yeah she was handling that nigga....UNTIL..Rogeo gave her that one hitter...you know the one that be in the comic with a special sound effect KASMACK!!!!!! Thats what it sounded like real talk...whole bus " OHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT!!!!!" That ended that fight....but it didnt end that funk.

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