Sweet Jones Scripture:Entry # 1 The introduction of Sweet Jones

Now I know some of you niggas, hoes, bitches is like who is Sweet Jones, well let Sweet Tell you who he is...Sweet aint a regular nigga...NAW NOT EVEN HOE...see Sweet is a rare breed of pimpin blessed nigga. You see when Sweet Jones was teleported out of the virgin Marry womb(YEAH BITCH TELEPORTED SWEET AINT WANT THAT PUSSY SLIME ON HIS NEW BABY SKIN), bitches got on they knees and kissed Sweet Jones baby penis crowning him the greatest of all time when it came to this pimp shit bitch. From that day forward sweet didn't do regular thangs NAW NOT EVEN HOE..you see when Sweet drink his orange juice that fucking orange is fresh and ain tombout grocery store fresh NAW NOT EVEN HOE that fucking orange was grew from the ground that morning specifically for Sweet Jones...you see bitch mother nature is one of Sweet Jones bitches, thats why Sweet Jones hoes don't have periods or cramps Naw NOT EVEN HOE they pussy stay smelling like the finest of new born baby pussy. Sweet don't fucking drive either NAW NOT EVEN HOE Sweet get picked up by every toe on his feet by 30 doves and is flew to his destination...And sweet Jones definitely don't talk when he mad Naw not fucking even hoe...Sweet Jones bitches know to use sign language when Sweet ears don't want to hear that shit....Sweet jones get his nails and toe nails cleaned and cut every week and his hoes keep them clippings...because sweet jones finger and toe nails are made out of gold and platinum..know what um tombout bitch! Sweet Hair is washed in the finest of pussy oils, sweet clothes are made from the finest of slave children, sweet bitches don't watch tv or sleep in his room..Sweet bitches sleep on cots in the fucking kitchen where they belong, and hoes don't throw away Sweet Jones condoms NAW NOT EVEN HOE...they use Sweet Jones blessed golden nuts as toothpaste.

Now that you know a little bit about Sweet Jones and how extravagant he is...Sweet will be teaching sorry ass foolish hoes and niggas the fucking game...so be prepared to learn naw you wont ever be Sweet Jones NAW NOT EVEN HOE because hes perfect...but sweet will help limit your sorry ass human pathetic mistakes...and don't question Sweet Jones NAW NOT EVEN HOE Sweet Jones is 20000000000000000 years old so bitch um smarter than you...and sweet is out like that bitch CHURCH HOL UP.