DONT GO TO SLEEP

OK this is not really one story more like a series of stories...back when I was in middle school/early high school my cousins and I use to pull pranks on each other whenever we slept over at each other crib....now of course you got prank when you went to sleep...the objective was to be the last one to fall asleep this shit happened every weekend, but a few stuck out that I remember so here we go


The Mouth Pump

this was invented be me and my cousin Amo, one night his brother D had went to sleep first lol...nigga had his mouth wide the fuck open snoring....I'm like aye this nigga need to shut the fuck before I hold his nose and cover his mouth and kill him....he was sleeping on this air mattress we had and I got this idea I went into the closet and got the mattress air pump...so I tell Amo aye we bout to turn this nigga into a Macys Christmas day parade balloon float....so this nigga ama put the tube in that nigga mouth (AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Im standing here biting my tshirt through laughter...I mean this mothafucka got a fucking tube in his mouth AND IS STILL SLEEP..so after Amo get done....i jump on the air pump like 6 times....LMFAOOOOOOO I SWEAR TO GOD CUH I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!...that nigga looked like he was having a seizure or heart attack on some fred sanford type shit........of course we dipped off down stairs LOL...the nigga went back to sleep...we did that shit like 5 times to him through out the night the nigga was pissed lmao

Clogged up face

So one weekend I fucked around and went to sleep early....these niggas thought it would be good to do that fucking air mattress pump prank on me...but i dont sleep with my mouth open so they put the shit up my nose -___________- I was fucking mad I wanted to fucking FIGHT!!! BUT!!! like a dumb ass I went back to sleep and they did that shit again -_____________-. So the next morning I wake up early I take my piss, I dip the plunger in the toilet...put the plunger right in front of D face and yelled out loud...the nigga face jumped right in the plunger lmaooo


Initials

Once again somebody fall alseep, who is it this time ? Amo lmaoo who are the pranksters Vey and me...so we go to the fridge and pull out nothing but condiments (ketchup mustard and mayo) so we go into the room and I'm like fuck this shit lets write out initials in this nigga hair so we do it....the next morning this nigga AMo wakes up and want to joke um like "boy dont do it with ya head tagged up like a harlem subway" this nigga is like what? I keep joking " boy keep talking and ill make a whopper jr out ya head nigga" so of course somebody snitch and tell him what we did after he sees it of course lmaoo...by that time I dipped to vey house ( who stayed up the street )lmao

The Hitler

So one night at my crib I tell this nigga Amo that D was muscle behind him getting mummified in his sleep a few weeks back....so he like for real ? I'm like hell yeah nigga..so he looks at me and say " You know what a Hitler is ?" of course I'm like fuck no...so hes like ill show you....so he digs in to his pants......I'm like " AYE NIGGA I LIKE PUSSY,ain with this gay shit" so I see this nigga digging in his ass scratching like he aint wipe his ass after taking 60 kabilliontrillionzillion shits....im like "Bruh wtf you aint wipe your ass after a shit...we got tissue shawty you can go wipe your ass"...thats when I realized what he was about to do....IT ALL CLICKED IN MY HEAD WHAT HE WAS ABOUT TO DO.....the nigga took his shitty hand with butt crust dookie crumbs on it and wiped it across his brother upper lip and TEETH...I was like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF X LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS all I could do was lol....from that day forward I slept in my moms room with the door locked whenever them niggas came to my crib....and when I went over their crib I stayed awake till day light