The Bloody Caprice

Yeah I know I've been procrastinating about a new post but hell what you expect I'm black, negro, nigga...I don't do shit on time so fuck you pay me...but any way lets get on with the story....

Ok yall know my luck with fucking women is 50/50 some are good...and others are just fucking turrible...I swear there is always a fucking problem on the real, If I fuck 10 hoes in a week out of those 10, 5 will have something wrong with them...its either her pussy stinks, her ass aint big enough, her skin aint soft enough..or I'm just horny and my judgment got clouded on how truly ugly you are...well I got another damn story for you so here we go got damn i.

The Club

Ok so it was 2007 I was attending school at Faulkner university and what can I say I went to the club every night..so my boy and I went to this joint called front street it was college night so hoes were flocking and choosing..me personally I wouldn't be caught dead in that basement of a club now...but yeah so I see this dark skinned broad with nice mass and legs so I'm like fuck it pull her over get a dance HIT MY FLEX...get her number that's the end of that I would tell yall her name but I forgot it so sue me hoe.

FAST FORWARD

So the next day I hit the broad up..and get some shit going form my boy and I..so she tell me to puck her and her friend up from campus at like 8 (SHOUT OUT TO THE HOES AT ALABAMA STATE I FUCKED MANY) so shit its 8 I roll through and pick them up. We get back to the crib and shit so they go in my boys (akeen) room, while we in the living room talking...so I'm like look you gotta fuck her big friend bruh because it's the only way I'm going to slay that black bitch tonight...so akeen like cool nigga its whatever..so I'm like cool lets separate these hoes..ill fuck ol girl in my car..we will go in that church lot behind your crib.....

The Lot

So yeah we in the lot you know I'm bout to go ham on this ass, this freak hoe was readyyyyyyyyyy I'm like "damnmamazlezdoit" so yeah I strip butt ass naked ion give a fuck, she did too..(its dark as fuck) so shit I'm fucking this broad and I'm like damn this hoe got some sauce..shit is wet, I can feel the juice hopping up on me............FUCK YEAH....so I kill that ass for about an hour, I step out my whip butt ass naked in the night air...I'm standing under a lot and shit and when I look down I see blood on my hands and pelvis...I'm like OHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY DICK IS BLEEDING I'M DYING FUCKING HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!....but I quickly realized my dumb ass is wearing a condom and its her blood...and thats when it hit me...THIS BITCH IS BLEEDING IN MY CAR...so I yell "AYE get out my car youre bleeding" she like "but I'm naked"...I'm like "GET YOUR BLOODY ASS OUT MY FUCKING CAR...YOU FUCKING UP MY SEATS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU BEING NAKED GET THE FUCK OUT"....she gets out the car I look at my seats and yup blood is on them..so I'm like fuckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I EVER GET A NORMAL BITCH WITH A NORMAL FUCKING UTERUS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU EVE FUCK YOU ADAM FUCK EVERYTHING DAMN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end!