The 1st Time

This is one of my more embarrassing stories, but hey this is what this blog is for right ??!! So Fuck it DICK SLANG!!! lets get this show on the road.

The History of Horny
Ok listen since I was birth all I ever wanted to do was get some pussy, shit when i was 3 I discovered what titties were...when my sisters had sleep overs house would be filled with girls, I swear the shit was like Christmas...I use to wait outside the bathroom while they took showers...as soon as they came out in them towels i was on the hunt for BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!! I mean im only 3 my sisters are 7-8 years older than me so their friends had some good boobies oh and thighs DEM MOTHAFUCKING THIGHS...but yeah i was mannish...you get the picture

The 1st time

Aight so I was talking to this girl name Tee, I was 12 she was like what ?? 15, 16 shit one of them numbers all I know is I was on some playa shit... AKA YOUNG BAWSE... AKA YOUNG WILD NIGGA... AKA YOUNG STAMINA.... AKA YOUNG CROOKED.... AKA GIVE ME SOME PUSSY... AKA POP DAT PUSSY FOR A YOUNG GOON HOE (SHOUT TO ADAM) ....but yeah tho she stayed to apartments down from me and shit, so i use to be at her crib all the time we actually dated, but a nigga only made it making out and getting my dick jacked. Of course i got tired of this hoe you aint putting out well as Moo Moo say "FUCK YOU DEN HOE" so I canceled that hoe, but the wierdest shit happened...a week later i walk past her crib and she called me over and hit a nigga with the "I WANNA FUCK YOU" line..I was like (Scooby doo voice) RUH? lol a nigga was happy as fuck like hellz yeah BURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! So she like come by the tomorrow im like cool!!!!

Tomorrow!

So its tomorrow and we up in her room im ass naked in socks ready to do this shit!!!...This hoe scared to get naked she got on her skirt with no panties on..didnt make me none hell I just wanted the pussy.....

complicated -_______-

OKKKKKKKKKKKK the first problem...this broad is tight as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!! I swear this shit takes at least 30 minutes to get in....The second problem...The broad talking about she keep getting dry, IM 12 bitch I dont know what the fuck you tombout, you better get moist or get ripped to shreds got damn it cuz um ready to dick slang..The third problem, THIS BITCH COOCH WAS SO FUCKING HAIRY, her shit looked like a grizzly bear paw just gross...but im horny and im a virgin so fuck it!!!!!!!!!!

WTF IS THAT SMELL
So we finally fucking in missionary of course....and this stench comes comes out of no where...im thinking to myself as I keep a poker face "do pussy suppose to smell like this???? if so I might become a monk and say the hell with pussy" I mean really Im just like got damn let me hurry the fuck up so I can have a meeting with the old heads (a group of older niggas) I gotta tell them about this SHIT! So I hurry up and finish...go to the bathroom and take the condom off..too bad I wasnt over the toilet because that man goo just spilled all over the floor it made a loud splat noise too like them nickelodeon gak commercials lol..I left it there and dipped, fuck her house with yo dick nigga !
The Talk
So its like 10 at night Im outside chilling in the cut talking to jimmy and Emanuel about what happened....so Im like shawty the bitch Tee stank I fucked...this bitch made Emanuel like "you aint fuck shit you lying" Im looking at this nigga like "bruh first off you 17, fat with feet arthritis...have you even smelled a pussy let alone fuck one..you a borderline pedo stfu ( I was about that life at 12) " So Jimmy is like "I believe keith, because the same thing happened when I was about to fuck her sister (toya)" So Im like do pussy suppose to smell like that ??? Jimmy responds "FUCK NO STUPID MOTHAFUCKA" lol

I told everybody
Now look niggas been wanting fuck Tee for the longest and I did it and the shit was a fail, why not tell??? I fucking told everybody she was FUN-K ain give a damn...bitch clean ya pussy and might have kept my mouth close ( NO IM LYING I STILL WOULD'VE BRAGGED) she was heated...but what could she do tho?? AKA YOUNG BAWSE NIGGA... AKA I GOT DEM FUNKY DRAWS..AKA KEEP YA FUNKY PUSSY TO YASELF CUZ A GOON DONT WONT YOU TO POP IT!!!




Back story

My best friend big mike obvsiouly didnt learn a lesson from my story so...8 years later he fucked TEE and called me up like( his first words) "bruh you were right" im like wtf you talking about nigga...."I fucked tee" I bust out LOL.....



fuck you funky hoes im out