Ok people, we all know back in school how taking a shit was a no go...like it was something you just didn't do, the embarrassment of getting caught was terrifying. We use to throw wet toilet paper on niggas who was taking a shit, and we knew who you was by your sneakers so there wasn't any of that lying tombout it wasn't you...me personally I use to take my shoes off and turn them backwards that way it look like I was taking a piss rather than a shit.....it worked lol. Yeah I'm going to go down a list of some of the funniest weirdest shit I have seen in a school bathroom.
The Sink
So Paul d. west, 6 grade, Ms. shan class, bathroom break.......before I even make it the bathroom the hallway is smelling like fecal juice....like my nose was Harlem shaking all over the place...but still I had to pee so I didn't care. So I walk in the bathroom, but as soon as I walk in everyone is running out laughing...so I'm like what the fuck is so funny, I walk in get smack with scent of a stripper booty clapping with fresh shit in her ass.....THE SHIT WAS RIGHT ON THE SINK...and it just wasnt all in the sink it was in a neat spot curled up on the sink...like this nigga just got his ass on the sink and had an elegant shit....bruh shitted a perfect sand castle on the sink....I died laughing that day lol
Mr. Shaw
This guy was the principal of an elementary school I went to, this guy was a fucking weirdo white dude....any who...I'm going to the bathroom to take a piss and blow my nose. So I take the piss and now I'm going from stall to stall looking for tissue..I get to the last stall...the door is wide open...this dude Mr.shaw is in the stall damn near butt ass naked taking a shit.....I got the hell outta there quick
Basketball game
I played basketball for Elkins Pointe middle school...we had a road game at that shitty ass school...we had about 30 minutes till game time...of course I had to shit...so I tell the captain I gotta shit....he look at me like..."Cuz (LA nigga we called jew) I been had the shit since we got off the bus"...so I'm like "fuck it we got 30 minutes I'm bout go drop these thangs" he like fuck it lets go....somehow the whole team ended up going to the bathroom figures...you tell one person you gotta shit, and everyone else got to shit or piss..or do both...so we get in this bathroom and it doesnt have a roof lmaoooooooooo the fucking bathroom was a droptop convertible Im in this bitch laughing loud as hell bruh....some of the toilets or as I would say commodes were broke...like no lie they was broke into pieces lmaooo how the fuck your toilets leaning on the floor...but still I had to shit of course I couldn't sit down because the toilet was broke..so I just stretch out my hands till they touch both walls and stood up and took a shit
It's Rocks
1999, creekside apartments....we out here running around throwing rocks at each other (the hell you expect its the ghetto) on a hot summer day...now the rocks we were throwing were actually pieces of the parking lot..my cousin Jo is throwing white rocks,unlike everyone else who rocks are black...so I'm like where is he getting these white rocks from...I start looking on the ground, when I realized this nigga was throwing dried up dog shit at people...so I just Yell out "AYE THIS NIGGA THROWING DOG SHIT"...I swear everyone stopped what they was doing lol...this nigga Jo is like "Its not doodoo its rocks" lmao and continues to throws dog shit at people...I ran in the house like a hoe, ain getting hit by dog shit man
Whats that on your back ?
Paul D west once again 6 grade...we had just got in from PE so we changing out our clothes and shit, when we get done we sit in the gym till the buses come...of course this was a friday, and like always Friday=crazy shit. So I'm chilling paying pokemon yellow like bosses do and shit, the buses get called and you know its a scramble to get out of the gym, but before I just ran up out the gym I noticed something smelled like dog shit....so I'm searching, I need to know where this dog shit is located at so I wont step in this dog shit...man I get down the bleachers and I see Ashley Uglass with dog shit all up and down her back, like someone just grabbed a dog ass and scrubbed it up and down her back...I told every damn body just how like Ezell told everybody that smokey was taking a shit.."AYE EVERYBODY, ASHLEY GOT DOG SHIT ALL ON HER BACK" LMAOO we all was in there dying laughing...Ashley standing there jumping up and down crying...smell like dog shit and white folks hair.
Coach Coen
Ok I hate to bring this one up since coach Coen is dead, but damn this its short it wont do any harm...Roswell high was well a white high school...it was cool tho them white folks showed love, I was in the 9th grade so that meant coach Coen was the prince/football coach ...dude stayed giving me iss lol, but on this particular day I guess he gave the wrong student iss...This student prolly did the most vile shit I have ever seen lol...mothafucka took a shit...went outside the bathroom and wrote "FUCK COACH COEN" in shit...oh it was a female by the way
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
Yeah I'm back in this thang maneeeeeeeeee I havent told a story in about 3 months been going through some bullshit cuh!!!!! BUT!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK AND I GOT A GOOD STORY FOR YOU HOES...
PDW
6 grade, young nigga attended Paul D. West Middle School....yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!! zone 3!!!!!!! but yeah tho PDW was the shit man, the school had 4 floors no lie bruh you could have a young wench, a young bitch, a young hoe, and a young skank all on different floors and no one will ever know at least them hoes wouldn't....but yeah this school was wild as hell, I swear a fight broke out everyday, shawty no lie, there was a food fight everyday(some dumb ass made the cafeteria 2 floors so you had up stairs and down stairs lunchrooms, the niggas up stairs use to throw their food over the balcony hitting whoever was in the lunch lines lmfao) you could imagine the chaos and fine hoes this school had.
The End of the Day
Now yall know how it is on a Friday getting out of school, shit its CRUNK AS HELL FOR NO REASON BRUH....WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE SO CRUNK ???? WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING SHITTIEST PROJECTS WE ARE GO HOME TO A DUMP, BUT WE MORE HYPER THAN A STARVING AFRICAN EATING SPIT FOR DINNER I tell you that got dammit...nigga we was.. ready lulz....just thinking about all that damn noise by them buses give me a damn headache real talk lol..and we on the bus
The Bus
So yeah we on this hot ass bus I remember the day like YOU remember them dookie stains you left in your cousins drawz that you had to wear cuz you pissed on yourself the night before, and now you at home hiding them under the bottom of the dirty clothes BECAUSE YO LIL STANK 6 YEAR OLD ASS CANT DO NO FUCKING LAUNDRY MUDD BUTT WENCH!!!.....OK back to the story we on this hot ass bus, its friday, and um niggas is roastin...it was this one kid with braces(I got another story about him) man this nigga mouth was SOOOOO FUCKING BUCK RHEIUGSDGFDGSFG his name was Tony, niggas roasted his ass!!!!!!(back then niggas use to amp a joke up by saying get em) " SHAWTY BOY DONT DO IT, WIT DEM HORSE ANKLES HANGING OUT YA MOUF CUH, (get em)"...."Dont do it shawty, buck mouf ass nigga how you got fangs for ya 2 front teeth, nigga ya name aint tony its Count Buckula (get em) "NIGGA GOT 32 OG GAMEBOYS IN HIS MOUF (get em)" Of course I'm crying I mean I cant help but die laughing shit im lol right now nigga fuck you sayin hoe...bruh aint stand a chance first time riding the bus..
The Stooges
So Tony is getting his ass roasted by Rogeo (ra-geo) his brother Quentin (quin-teen) and Kenneth Porter AKA KP...now this nigga Rogeo was a freckled face mothafucka, loud ass nigga, wanted attention from hoes, but could whoop yo ass he was an 8th grader...his brother quentin was a skinny kid with a red afro light skin niggas ya know funny ass shit tho had bruh in a few of my classes so we was cool...KP was rogeo best friend all this nigga black ass nigga did was talking about eating pussy all damn day...now that I think about what mothafucka in middle school talk about eating pussy lmfao ya know ? Any way all 3 of these niggas sat in the back of the bus and when together someone was getting they ass roasted.
Armpit Shawty
So we almost at home we on Delowe Drive bout to hit Stanton rd (WHATS HANNINNNNNNNNNN ZONE 3 HOE) so I see Ashley this uglass broad who stayed in my apartments who just so happened liked me -_- but yeah shawty had on one of these redneck ass vest plaid shirts with the no sleeves, shit look like it came off a damn picnic table hosted by the Steve Austin family , but any way this hoe puts her arm up against a let down window( MIND YOU, THIS YOUNG WENCH HOE IS AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS) mannnnnnnnnnnnn I swear if odor had a color the inside of our bus would have been dog shit dookie green....the whole damn bus was FUN-K YES FUN-K not funky but FUN-K THAT'S WHEN ITS SO DAMN FUNKY, THE ODOR START PLAYING INSIDE YA NOSE HAVING FUN AND SHIT...Yall already know what was coming...this nigga Quentin Immediatlly started roasted Ashley " DAMN BITCH WTF YO ARMPIT ATE ONION RINGS ?(get em), "Rogeo this hoe stank, go change that hoe armpit diaper (get em)" " Hoe yo stank ass armpit got my afro itching (get em)" Ashley got mad as fuck, actually she got up and went to the back of that bus and started tearing Quentin a new asshole, that ghetto tramp hoe could fight..SHIIITTTT thats why I dont waste my time with uglass folks in a fight, them fools aint got nothing to lose man...so yeah she was handling that nigga....UNTIL..Rogeo gave her that one hitter...you know the one that be in the comic with a special sound effect KASMACK!!!!!! Thats what it sounded like real talk...whole bus " OHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT!!!!!" That ended that fight....but it didnt end that funk.
THE END
PDW
6 grade, young nigga attended Paul D. West Middle School....yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!! zone 3!!!!!!! but yeah tho PDW was the shit man, the school had 4 floors no lie bruh you could have a young wench, a young bitch, a young hoe, and a young skank all on different floors and no one will ever know at least them hoes wouldn't....but yeah this school was wild as hell, I swear a fight broke out everyday, shawty no lie, there was a food fight everyday(some dumb ass made the cafeteria 2 floors so you had up stairs and down stairs lunchrooms, the niggas up stairs use to throw their food over the balcony hitting whoever was in the lunch lines lmfao) you could imagine the chaos and fine hoes this school had.
The End of the Day
Now yall know how it is on a Friday getting out of school, shit its CRUNK AS HELL FOR NO REASON BRUH....WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE SO CRUNK ???? WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING SHITTIEST PROJECTS WE ARE GO HOME TO A DUMP, BUT WE MORE HYPER THAN A STARVING AFRICAN EATING SPIT FOR DINNER I tell you that got dammit...nigga we was.. ready lulz....just thinking about all that damn noise by them buses give me a damn headache real talk lol..and we on the bus
The Bus
So yeah we on this hot ass bus I remember the day like YOU remember them dookie stains you left in your cousins drawz that you had to wear cuz you pissed on yourself the night before, and now you at home hiding them under the bottom of the dirty clothes BECAUSE YO LIL STANK 6 YEAR OLD ASS CANT DO NO FUCKING LAUNDRY MUDD BUTT WENCH!!!.....OK back to the story we on this hot ass bus, its friday, and um niggas is roastin...it was this one kid with braces(I got another story about him) man this nigga mouth was SOOOOO FUCKING BUCK RHEIUGSDGFDGSFG his name was Tony, niggas roasted his ass!!!!!!(back then niggas use to amp a joke up by saying get em) " SHAWTY BOY DONT DO IT, WIT DEM HORSE ANKLES HANGING OUT YA MOUF CUH, (get em)"...."Dont do it shawty, buck mouf ass nigga how you got fangs for ya 2 front teeth, nigga ya name aint tony its Count Buckula (get em) "NIGGA GOT 32 OG GAMEBOYS IN HIS MOUF (get em)" Of course I'm crying I mean I cant help but die laughing shit im lol right now nigga fuck you sayin hoe...bruh aint stand a chance first time riding the bus..
The Stooges
So Tony is getting his ass roasted by Rogeo (ra-geo) his brother Quentin (quin-teen) and Kenneth Porter AKA KP...now this nigga Rogeo was a freckled face mothafucka, loud ass nigga, wanted attention from hoes, but could whoop yo ass he was an 8th grader...his brother quentin was a skinny kid with a red afro light skin niggas ya know funny ass shit tho had bruh in a few of my classes so we was cool...KP was rogeo best friend all this nigga black ass nigga did was talking about eating pussy all damn day...now that I think about what mothafucka in middle school talk about eating pussy lmfao ya know ? Any way all 3 of these niggas sat in the back of the bus and when together someone was getting they ass roasted.
Armpit Shawty
So we almost at home we on Delowe Drive bout to hit Stanton rd (WHATS HANNINNNNNNNNNN ZONE 3 HOE) so I see Ashley this uglass broad who stayed in my apartments who just so happened liked me -_- but yeah shawty had on one of these redneck ass vest plaid shirts with the no sleeves, shit look like it came off a damn picnic table hosted by the Steve Austin family , but any way this hoe puts her arm up against a let down window( MIND YOU, THIS YOUNG WENCH HOE IS AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS) mannnnnnnnnnnnn I swear if odor had a color the inside of our bus would have been dog shit dookie green....the whole damn bus was FUN-K YES FUN-K not funky but FUN-K THAT'S WHEN ITS SO DAMN FUNKY, THE ODOR START PLAYING INSIDE YA NOSE HAVING FUN AND SHIT...Yall already know what was coming...this nigga Quentin Immediatlly started roasted Ashley " DAMN BITCH WTF YO ARMPIT ATE ONION RINGS ?(get em), "Rogeo this hoe stank, go change that hoe armpit diaper (get em)" " Hoe yo stank ass armpit got my afro itching (get em)" Ashley got mad as fuck, actually she got up and went to the back of that bus and started tearing Quentin a new asshole, that ghetto tramp hoe could fight..SHIIITTTT thats why I dont waste my time with uglass folks in a fight, them fools aint got nothing to lose man...so yeah she was handling that nigga....UNTIL..Rogeo gave her that one hitter...you know the one that be in the comic with a special sound effect KASMACK!!!!!! Thats what it sounded like real talk...whole bus " OHHHHHHH SHITTTTTT!!!!!" That ended that fight....but it didnt end that funk.
THE END
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