YAK AND A 5 PIECE

THE SCENARIO

So here is the scenario.....I'm in Montgomery, Alabama...its winter..I'm hanging out with the niggaz from Chicago.....Al(big homie from the chi...T(fat homie from the chi)....Sonny P(small crazy ass nigga from the chi nigga stayed on savage)....keen(born in the chi raised in Montgomery...nigga swear he from the chi) Jason(weirdo from the Chi nigga was funny an animated as hell and a damn alcoholic).....and my fellow atlien Jvo(nigga look like a down syndrome version of ol boy who sing birthday sex)

So this nigga jvo ask me to run him to ASU(Alabama State University) campus to pick up to hoes...yes I said hoes because that's what they were....so I'm like cool.....I drive him to pick up these 2 broads......


THE BROADS

One was light skinned with short hair....and the other was dark skinned with short, they both were skinny but they were decent...tight asses, nice round (dave chappelle) Tittaysssss....

BACK AT THE CRIB

So jvo and sonny P get these to unstuffed turkey whores in the room........I guess they start running the broads...because we could hear them and shit.....so eventually they separate rooms jvo comes in the living room and start fucking the broad on the chair....all the rest of us are in the den area or chilling outside....everything was cool until this crazy nigga from the Chi name Jason....

THE FUCK UP

This nigga Jason walks up on some thirty ass shit..while jvo hitting this broad and ask could he fuck the whore.....so to make it clean and cut...the bitch said no lol....this nigga jason reply by grabbing this girl tittay.....she hopes up and curses him out (Birmingham broad FTL) so Al who is in the next room with his wifey come out with a glass of yak in his hand on some king of the playboy mansion type shit...so he ask"what the fuck is going on" the broad reply"this fuck nigga touched my titty talking about let him join in" Al reply "thats what we do we run hoes round here".......before you know it this bitch done hit Al like 30 times in the face....I mean this nigga Al is walking toward the kitchen carefully trying not to spill his yak while this broad is dropping bows on him lmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfaaaaaaaaooooooo

BITCH DONE FUCKED UP


So this nigga Al puts the yak down...grabs her(this nigga all is 6'2 like 200 pounds) by the throat and picks her off the ground on some kane shit lmaooo I mean he has her in the air choking her...saying "BITCH YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOU FUCKING WITH, ALMOST MAKING ME WASTE THIS DAMN YAK".............eventually we had to get him to put her down because he was damn sure going to kill her over that yak lmaoooo......he kicks the hoes out of his house...but they crazy part about it is, this nigga JVO is pissed that he didnt get to finished I mean he is depressed...bruh is just sitting on the couch butt ass naked.....0_o Al tells him to get the fuck out for sitting on his couch butt naked lmfaooooooooooooo

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