The Family Fued!
So yeah man yall know how it is in the hood, your punk ass walking down street one day and BOOM! A fuck boi run up on you with them THAWHAWS now you on the ground bleeding like a lil hoe...crying because you got ya weak ass knocked out... because you thought this was Mr. Rogers neighborhood..pussy nigga your head was in the clouds and you was chewing bubblicious like a faggot, and some random GoonAHolic splatted yo pussy ass to the concrete...yeah! Ok let me stop its not like that, but this story I'm about to tell you is some what simliar...I'm lying my ass this story dont got shit to do with that little scenario I just nutted in yall brain..but here we go.
She Bust Her Ass
So its a normal day out here in CreekSide Apartments I'm walking around the hood and what do you know....I stumble upon two scab hoes arguing of some shit that doesnt matter...one of the girls was name Maddy...she was so fucking bald headed man...and skinny with these cigarette burn mark spots running up here legs...hoe had the nerve to wear some daisy dukes that day...Bitch was looking like a cheap ass metro phone wrapped in one of them cheap ass designer phone cases. The other scab was this broad name Shy...man her skin was so fucking black and crunchy...good god she was ugly..this hoe fingers and mouth was always red from eating flaming hot cheetos...bitch looked like Mr. Popo with red lipstick on...I mean this broad looked like Wanda from in loving color.
These two abominations are sitting up here arguing lol, I'm instigating my ass off of course because thats what a young CapoSaures do! But yeah so the black dirt bag shy is popping off on that rancid Maddy broad, and all of a sudden this dumb ass BIH Shy slips and fall in some mud..I mean she was already 3rd world country black, but now she was looking like a doodoo baby. Maddy and I was dying laughing straight up...Shy was so hurt, she looked like a lost puppy for a quick second. So Shy gets mad of course and like all females do when they are mad, she set a bitch calling record on Maddy ass...I never heard that many variations of the word bitch! For real people ain lyin ain lyin " Bald headed bitch, green pussy bitch, yo mama a hoe bitch, section8 bitch!", people as we say today...Shit was getting REAL!!!!...
Welp Shy cussed Maddy ass out all the way to here apartment..ya know these 2 dumb infected hoes stayed in the same apartment building from each other...yeah I know right...stupid! So they arguing and shit and by this time the parents and siblings come outside, now I'm thinking these 2 welfare families are going to work it out...yeah aight....nooooooooooo the mamas get to fighting..old rocking chair titties flying eh where and shit..it was crazy...you got Maddy fighting Shy..titties eh where...Shy brother Jimmy done jumped in and start whooping on Maddys mama (Shy Mama stopped fighting and just watched lol)...eldery getting they ass whooped eh where, Shy Deaf brother Tony fighting Maddy's older sister..another bald headed bitch getting her ass whooped eh where...I think her name was Gloria...I cant remember, but she was a bald headed black bitch too..matter of fact all them hoes bald headed and black...but yeah shy was dragging Maddy ass across the concrete by that lil thin ass Ponetail she called a pony tail...Jimmy was putting the thahaws on Maddy mama..she really was getting that ass beat...every time she swung at Jimmy one of them fanny pack xerox tits popped out, then she would fall....it was like watching King Kong fight those fighter pilots on top of the building only to fall to his death..that bitch fell to her death at least 4 times....Some how in the hoodrat battle royal Gloria gets a chain..a bicycle chain lmaoooooo...and starts beating Tony over the head with it...deaf retards getting they ass whooped eh where!!!...this guy Tony cant speak so when he yells it sounds like "BAW BAW BAW GABA GABA BA BA BA" yeah I was dying laughing as I typed that...but yeah she was doing shawty with the chain, until Shy jumped in and and pulled all of that bald headed hoe sides off...ain lyin..bitch was looking like a poor ass bob the builder after that shit. Someone called the cops well after a good 5 minutes of seeing this PPV type fight they call the cops...cops show up...and arrest all they black ass....hell ain even know the cops brought that many handcuffs lol.
The lesson here is...if you black, bald head and on section 8....dont slip up in the mud, because you just might fight an army of mafuckas.
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