Okay this isn't a story more so of a bio/short story about this bad ass kid named moo moo...so here we go
Ok this lil nigga moo moo was born in like 97 I think..so he would be what 13 now i guess, I hope to god that lil mothafucka is in school or locked in a basement some where. Yeah tho back to this nigga story, I think it was about year 2000 when this lil rat bastard starting speaking fluent ebonics/coonglish...
(AYE YOUNG KEITHAHUNDRED I WAS 11 )One day I'm walking with my homeboy through the apartments and shit you know doing what niggas about that life do, and I see Moo Moo rolling up on his big wheel..(now note moo moo knows me, my sister use to babysit this nigga) so im like "whats up moo moo" this lil nigga just sit there and mugs the shit out of me...if he had an Uzi I wouldn't be here right now, so Moo Moo says "Fuck nigga you in the way move yo pussy ass to the side and let me roll through" now I see he was with some little girl so assumed Moo Moo was putting on a front trying to stunt on me....so Im like "Who the fuck you suppose to be bruh" Moo Moo reply "The lil nigga thats gone whoop yo fucking ass" Me "You aint gone do shit, you a fucking bitch Moo Moo" Moo Moo " Naw nigga you fucking pussy" Me "Nigga fuck you, hop yo ass off that big wheel shawty and ima lay you the fuck out in front of ya girl" Moo Moo " FUCK THAT BITCH, nigga and fuck you too and ya fat ass pussy homeboy" ME "MOTHAFUCKA YOU PUSSY, FUCK YOU SAYING ILL KNOCK ALL 5 OF YOUR TEETH OUT" MOO MOO " ENOUGH OF DAT TALK KEEF IF I GET OFF THIS BIG WHEEL IM DOIN YA PUSSY ASS" ME "YOU GET YO LIL INFANT ASS OFF THAT BIG WHEEL AND IMA BREAK YO FUCKING LEGS...YOU AINT MOO MOO YOU A PUSSMOO NIGGA"....why did I say that, before i knew it this lil nigga was off the damn big wheel attacking my legs...um like oh SHIT!!!! get this lil barracuda off me...after like 2 minutes he gets tired...I look around to make sure his mom aint around...I pick his big wheel up(note this nigga is still attacking) I launch that shit in the street....then I pick his punk ass up and lex luger torture rack his ass for a good 2 minutes till he cry....I let him go, but just like Moo Moo he has to have the last word..so he yells "NIGGA FUCK YOU , WHEN I COME BACK IM SHOOTIN FUCK BOY" ME "ITS WHATEVER BITCH MADE NIGGA" MOO MOO "WE GONE SEE BITCH" ME "WE'LL SEE MOTHAFUCKA"
That shit went on everyday until, our projects got bulldozed in 2002
If you reading this Moo Moo FUCK YOU NIGGA...AND YOU DEAD WHEN I SEE YO PUSSY ASS!!!!!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
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