The Conversation in The Womens Bathroom

Now I know yall like what the hell is Keith talking about womens bathroom lol....welllllllllllllllllll let me get on with this story.



FRESH

Ok it was high school football in Alabama (big shit ) it was the city rivalry...Carver high Vs. Lanier high....I mean this shit is like a HBCU classic...it even got its own name "The West Side Classic"...can you say ghetto as hell lmfaoooo....but any way I had just bought the olymipic 1s buurrrr so I bought some clean ass denims to go with them, with this captain america fleece...and shirt...with a nice red navy white silver cardinals hat buuurrrrr...I was clean as hell...so its like 7 the game start at like 7:30.....so I go pick up my god sister(Tamika real cool peeps from Nyc raised in Alabama) and we off.................

THE CAR RIDE


So we in my whip (93 caprice classic flopping paint choppin 22's buurrr) and we just talking....and all of sudden my stomach goes to hurting...um like god no dont do this to me...PLEAAASEEE JUST GO AWAY....so I'm thinking the bubble guts will go away.....but for some reason the bastarads was chokeslamming my insides...and then I just felt it about to come on out...so now im swerving through the streets trying to find a gas station or something, so I could take the stork bird to deliver the commode babies safely to the toilet and not on myself.....AGAIN(READ I CRAPPED MYSELF)...

THE FIRST GAS STATION

Now I rush in to this gas station looking for the bathroom....dont see it...so I ask the clerk where the damn bathroom at....this mothafucka tombout they dont have one (-__________-) so i dipp off like a crack head going through withdrawal which i was....I hop in my whip and head to the on across the street.....

THE SECOND GAS STATION

I rush in ask for the keys to the bathroom outside...before he give me the keys this bitch ass nigga give me a long lecture about bringing the keys back...Im like nigga....right now im like a pregnant woman in labor..give me the fucking keys....he give me the keys I sprint to the bathroom open it up and what the fuck do I see........a fucking massacre of a bathroom piss all on the floor....tissue every where...and it aint no extra tissue to wipe your ass with but the tissue on the floor.....my thoughts were FUCKKKKKKKK....GOD YOU HAD THIS PLANNED FOR ME YOU DIDNT WANT TO SEE A YOUNG NIGGA CLEAN AND STUNTIN.......so for a split second I thought about taking a shit on the floor and sticking dudes keys in it and handing them to him...but then I thought...WHAT AM I GOING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH....so that was out of the question cant walk around with my ass hole feeling like a mosquito stung me like 50 time (pause)....so I left

WENDYS BATHROOM

By this time im sweating this is a serious shit dropping about to happen....Im talking about atom bomb type shit the liquid milkshake type of dookie(lol at dookie) yall know the kind I'm talking about the kind that feels like hot lava.........so I run in wendys go to the mens and WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER FUCKED UP BATHROOM WITH NO TISSUE BECAUSE ITS ON THE FLOOR MAKING A STEW WITH PISS AND MOP WATER...so I'm like fuck this shit....im going to the womens bath room right now.....I head in the womens bathroom and man it was like heaven in there...the floors were clean, it smelled good, and they had tissue..so I go in and do my thing and it is fucking fierce lol....so while I'm in the middle of taking a dump....a female comes in I'm like fuck I hope she cant see me through the crack of the door....maybe she will think I'm one of them stud dike type of females...I was wrong she knew i was a guy.....but the crazy thing about it was...she was cool as HELL(FELLLAS NO SHE WAS NOT FINE) so we start talking and I'm like"how you knew I was a guy" her reply "the hair on your head and legs" was like damn....but peep this though she actually was taking a piss while talking to me lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo........the shit was crazy it was like seeing a grandma ride a caprice on 30's I was shocked that she felt so comfortable to use the bathroom while I was in it......she even asked did I need any tissue....SHE ASK MY STANK ASS DO I NEED MORE TISSUE AND WAS I OK.....the woman was caring....

BACK IN THE CAR

I told Tamika what happened....she died lol...I told her if she ever tell anyone she getting her ass beat..........but now its too late now because all of you know lol