Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sweet Jones Scripture: #2 Beat Em



Yeah Sweet just got his haircut and shit and he feels like putting you unblessed niggas on game this Sunday...Today Sweet will tell you how to make these hoes be all they can be...you dig me playa. Pay attention and learn some pimp shit on how to beat these hoes asses.

1. Keep that back hand ready at all times you never know when a bitch might roll her eyes, as soon as she do you roll your fucking hand across that bitches mouth.


2. If a bitch smack her lips....you grab both lips with one hand.... Jackie Chan chop that hoe in the mouth with the other hand, and if she keep smacking her damn lips grab the bitches nose and mouth till she turn blue.

3. Never and sweet means never hit your lightskin hoes in the face...bitches will look like papa smurf if you do....get a timbo boot and step on the hoe feet.

4. Back talk, let the hoe talk...take her for a ride to the countriest middle of no where piece of shit land you can find...leave the hoe...make her walk...and she better walk the whole damn way too

5. Last but not least....drastic times calls for drastic measures...bitch aint making no money, bitch dont want to listen, bitch talking back, bitch trying to be the boss....BEAT THAT FUCKING HOE ASS WITH BUNDLE OF CLOTHES HANGERS....it works, never fails.